My parents are nice
I love you, Mom and Dad. Thanks for helping me feel less stressed out about the wedding.
Did you know that it’s almost morel season? I deeply, deeply love morel mushrooms. Here’s a picture of a man I don’t know with a giant morel. Denny’s lucky that the guy in the picture has stupid facial hair, because otherwise I might have to marry him instead, just to get at his morels!
Just kidding.