Pfizer cares
I was getting my daily 7/8 Diet Coke 1/8 Cherry Coke from the fountain over at Kum & Go today, and a young woman in front of me asked for berry-flavored chewing tobacco. I found that very strange. Since when does tobacco taste anything like berries? I admit (proudly, even) that I have never tried chewing tobacco, due to it is vile, but if I had to guess, I would say that it tastes something like blacktop in July. Does adding some berry flavor make blacktop in July somehow delicious? If so, this is a serious feat of chemistry that really needs to be exploited in other areas. For example, Phillip Morris (or whoever makes the stuff) should make dulce de leche flavored cauliflower. Mmm…dulce de coliflor.
Also, is chewing tobacco in style for fancy college girls? Weird.
