Mr. and Mrs. Scissorhands
A funny thing happened. We got a check in the mail, a wedding gift from a relative (we’ll call him Edward Scissorhands, which is not his real name). The envelope was addressed to Dennis and Aprille Scissorhands (that is, the guy’s last name instead of either of ours), and the check was written out to Dennis and Aprille Scissorhands.
It was a generous gift, and we’re very grateful. It’s just funny that the relative assumed not only that I changed my name (I didn’t), but that I changed it to his name and not Denny’s. Also, he thinks Denny changed his last name.
If Denny’s last name were Scissorhands, I might have actually changed it. Because that’s a pretty freaking cool name.
