It’s awfully dark and rainy outside. Lucky for me, I don’t have to go anywhere or do anything I don’t want to tonight. Well, I will probably run on the treadmill, which I don’t really want to do, but I always feel better after I do it. So I guess I half want to do it.

It’s a good night to snuggle up with hot chocolate and bad television. Thank you very much, The Real World: Austin. Tonight is the one where Nehemiah gets arrested. Johanna already got arrested earlier this season.

I don’t know about you, but I have never been arrested, and neither have most of my friends. I can only think of one friend who’s been arrested, and that was just for being drunk and stupid in public. Why is it that the casts of The Real World are so get-arrestedy? I can hardly remember a season when somebody didn’t get arrested. Let us recap:

Austin: Nehemiah and Johanna (so far)
Philadelphia: Did that chode Landon get arrested? I remember he was a really mean drunk.
San Diego: Brad got arrested, and he didn’t even have any shoes. I think Robin got arrested too.
Paris: I didn’t watch this season very much. Maybe those riots that are going on are related to post-Real World rage, though.
Las Vegas: That one girl threw a fork at that one guy, but I don’t think anybody called the cops.

Television is terrible. When does RW/RR Gauntlet start, anyway?