Did you ever have a dilemma?
I am in a career-related quandry. Two very interesting job possibilities have recently come to my attention, one of which would be a bigger transition than the other. I have no idea what I’m going to do.
What I really want to do is write books and stories and travel articles, and have a baby and play with it.
Neither of the aforementioned jobs is entitled “Writer of Books, Stories, and Travel Articles; also, Player-With of Babies.” Too bad. That would be an awesome job. I would totally apply for it.