Things I wonder about
* Why do people (read: Geraldo) get mad at John Stewart and the Daily Show for not being “real news”? When have they ever purported to be real news? That’s like getting mad at a pair of roller skates for not being good for walking on snow. It’s an entertainment show that just happens to be astute. Emphasis on the tute!
* How come sometimes I’m thirsty, but I have to go to the bathroom at the same time? Either my body has too much water or not enough; why can’t it decide?
* In the movie Gremlins, when they weren’t supposed to eat after midnight, how did they decide when the next day began? Sunrise? It was never explained, and it’s always after midnight one way or another.
