Ow, my stabby brain
I’m on a conference call right now, and some of the participants are using a speaker phone that’s stabbing my brain. The bad thing is that some people on the call are really quiet, so I have my ear mushed to the phone to hear them, and then Ms. Speakerphone will chime in and it’s extremely loud and metallic and feed-backy. She’s a nice person who actually has a pleasant voice in person, but this is downright painful.
Ay yi yi!
Also: are you blind? Try spending more time with horses, and also try to make them angry. It might help.
Also also: Italian town installs mirror to rescue inhabitants from bleak winter. This is what science is for, people.
