weird
A bizarre little IM conversation I just had with a total stranger:
downhereatyourfeet: hello up there 4:55
Aprille: um…hi. 4:55
downhereatyourfeet: *waves up to you* 4:56
Aprille: you must be very short. 4:56
downhereatyourfeet: the size of your big toe, in fact. so please dont step on me. 4:56
Aprille: i’m sure you’re a lovely person, but i’m going to be honest with you: it’s 4:58 and it’s been a really long week and I’m just wanting to go home, not deal with somebody being cute. 4:58
downhereatyourfeet: well, feel free to put me in your purse and take me along 4:59
…yeah.