A pig will serve itself to you.
I’m a little late on this, but work is finally slowing enough that I can read all those backed-up RSS feeds.
An alarm clock that cooks bacon for you. And it looks cool to boot.
I think I would like some bacon, please. The only thing that would concern me is that I’ve been buying nitrate-free (or is it nitrite-free? whatever the bad stuff is) bacon out of respect for young Bisqui, and the package states very clearly that you must keep it well-refrigerated. I think leaving raw bacon out all night might not be so great.
Maybe I could make some nice toast with it.
