Facebook gives me a complex
Like many others, I am addicted to the “Compare People” app on Facebook (though I hate the stupid online dating aspect they’ve added to it—if you see an option who is clearly not one of your friends, don’t click him/her; it’s a trap).
However, I seem only to excel in the nerdy categories. I am currently #1 for “More trustworthy,” “Studies harder,” and “Would make a better mother” (aww, I like that one). Still, it’s the ones where I rank low that concern me. My very lowest one is “Happier person.” Do I come off as unhappy? I’m pretty happy. What gives?
I’m also suspiciously low in “Smells better.” Maybe I stink and that makes people think I’m unhappy. What, you’ve never heard the expression “Happier than a pig in excrement of its own emission”?
