Black magic woman
I was opening a package I’d gotten from UPS.
A:Â I’ll try on this dress I ordered and you can tell me if I look pretty or not.
M:Â What color is it?
A:Â Black.
M:Â Light black or dark black?
A:Â Um…dark black.
M:Â I guess it won’t be pretty then.
I tried it on, and he stuck to his guns. I’m hoping he likes it better once I’ve ironed it and added some accessories.
