The five stages of sweatpants
We’re going out for a nice dinner tonight to celebrate my birthday.
A:Â Miles, before we go out for dinner, I’d like you to change your clothes.
M:Â But these [sweatpants] can be jammies OR regular clothes.
A:Â I know, but when we go out, it’s nice to put on something a little dressier.
M:Â But I don’t need to.
A:Â I want you to.
M:Â You don’t need me to.
A:Â Come on, Miles.
M:Â You need to use acceptance.
