7/30/2013

The only thing stopping us

Filed under: — Aprille @ 8:34 am

We were downtown enjoying the beautiful day, and the kids were asking to go to the Natural History Museum.  Unfortunately, it is closed on Mondays.

A:  Sorry, we can’t go to the museum.  It’s closed.

T:  Oh, darn it!  I forgot keys!

7/29/2013

Don’t choke on your joke

Filed under: — Aprille @ 7:26 pm

Miles told us some jokes at dinner.

M:  Why did the chicken cross the road?

A:  Why?

M:  It didn’t.

M:  Why did the baby chicken cross the road?

A:  Why?

M:  It wanted to practice its walking skills.  It was actually a bridge, so it wasn’t as dangerous.

M:  How did the finger cross the road?

A:  How?

M:  The rest of it was invisible and all you could see was the finger.

Tobin told one too.

T:  Knock knock who’s there?

A:  Who’s there?

T:  How do you put a drum in a circle?

A:  How?

T:  Put a strawberry in a circle!

7/27/2013

Jamal River, QEPD

Filed under: — Aprille @ 10:11 pm

I will miss Jamal for a thousand years.  I’ll reflect on all this later, but right now I’m just tired and sad.  Jamal was tired and sad and in pain for a long, long time.

I wish you peace, my old friend.

7/26/2013

Lipid the dream

Filed under: — Aprille @ 6:04 pm

We were in the car coming home from school.

M:  Are people interested in butter?

A:  Butter?

M:  Yeah.

A:  Well…some people like it more than others, but I guess so, yes.

M:  No, are they interested in it?

A:  What do you mean?

M:  Like interested in if it freezes.

A: …

I still have no idea what he was getting at.

7/24/2013

The Tobin Times #23

Filed under: — Aprille @ 2:24 pm
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7/22/2013

PG-13

Filed under: — Aprille @ 3:31 pm

Tobin was watching a video about sheep getting sheared.

T:  Sheep nude!

7/13/2013

Ginger

Filed under: — Aprille @ 6:13 pm

T:  Look, my hair looks cool!

He had scribbled all over his head with a red dry-erase marker.

 

7/12/2013

Water birth

Filed under: — Aprille @ 8:26 am

Miles and I were reading a story in which a king was wishing for grandchildren, which sparked a conversation about him having kids some day.

M:  But how do you choose when to have kids?

A:  Well, that’s something the parents decide together.

M:  I choose…the beach.

A:  The beach?

M:    Maybe that’s a bad idea.  People would think we’re crazy.

7/10/2013

Monthly Miles Memo #66

Filed under: — Aprille @ 2:05 pm
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Unholy unions

Filed under: — Aprille @ 12:36 pm

Tobin and I were in the living room while Miles finished up his lunch.

M:  Oops.

A:  What’s up?  Do you need help?

M:  My lemonade got in the syrup, so it’s pretty confusing.

7/5/2013

Spider-Man Origin Story

Filed under: — Aprille @ 2:02 pm

Miles was goofing around with Photo Booth on his computer and he made this short film.  I added the subtitles because the audio isn’t the greatest.

[quicktime]http://www.aprille.org/media/Spiderman.mov[/quicktime]

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