Royalty
Tobin recently suffered from a diaper rash, which is a lot better now. I commented on it during a diaper change. Later that night, at the dinner table…
T:Â (sounding genuinely puzzled) What am I?
A:Â Uh…Tobin?
T:Â No.
A:Â My little sweetheart?
T:Â Am I…the Butt King?
And it’s true, that’s just what I had declared him.
