Park adventures
Freshly in from playing outside:
T:Â I’m chemically treated!
Apparently he walked through the neighbors’ recently-sprayed lawn. Fortunately, it had rained hard between the spraying and the walking, so hopefully his chemical treatment was minimal.
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Another day, also freshly in from playing outside:
T:Â I touched something long and lean.
A:Â Was it…the monkey bars?
T: No. (pause) I don’t know what it was called.
M:Â It was a worm.