High standards for Jeeves
T:Â What’s a butler?
A:Â It’s a person whose job it is to help you with your life’s small problems.
T: Like…someone who could help you get out of a secret prison?
2/27/2015
2/26/2015
2/24/2015
Called on a technicality
Tobin has had an on-and-off runny nose for months, and he’s acquired a taste for it.
D: Tobin, don’t lick your snot.
A: Snot is not food!
T: No, it’s a drink.
2/15/2015
A syllable is a terrible thing to waste or use superfluously
The boys were arguing about the pronunciation of the word “education.”
M:Â Edu-ma-cation.
T:Â Edu-nal-cational.
M:Â Edu-ma-cation.
T:Â Edu-nal-cational.
M:Â …I feel like we’re both wrong.
