Airtight logic
Note:Â Alice May is a ghostly character from an episode of Scooby Doo that Tobin likes.
T: Alice May is girl ghost.
M:Â There’s no such thing as girl ghosts.
T:Â Yes there is.
M:Â There’s such a thing as ghosts, but not girl ghosts.
T:Â All girl ghosts are Alice May.
M:Â There’s no such thing as girl ghosts!
T:Â There’s such a thing as woodpeckers.
M:Â …uh, yes.
T:Â Then there’s such a thing as girl ghost woodpeckers!