Unrelated (?)
Tobin was looking over my shoulder as I scrolled through Facebook. A video of President Obama came up. “Is that [children’s author] Mary Pope Osborne? Does ‘porcupine’ mean ‘fabulous’?”
8/26/2015
What’s cooler than being cool?
At HyVee, Tobin was looking at the case of bagged ice.
T: I-C-E.
A: What do you think that spells?
T: FREEZE CHAMBER!
Obvious answers
T: Why do some people smoke?
A: They probably started when they were young, and by the time they realized it was a bad idea, it was really hard for them to stop. The best way not to smoke is to never start in the first place.
T: No, the best way not to smoke is to take off your mouth.
A: …
