A firm opinion
T:Â Can I have more goldfish?
A:Â Okay, but you have to let me clean out your ears afterward.
T: That’s a sturdy trick! (pause) What does sturdy mean?
5/27/2016
5/24/2016
5/23/2016
Full of suggestions
We’re trying to discourage the kids from being sanctimonious tattle-tales.
T: (to Miles) You need to tie your shoes.
A: Yes, he does, but you’re not his dad.
T: Neither are you.
5/12/2016
5/10/2016
Latin roots
M:Â What’s a Mexican restaurant’s favorite spell?
Everybody else:Â What?
M:Â Petrificus tortillas.
