The Tobin Times #60
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8/23/2016
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8/3/2016
Rhymes with…
Tobin was goofing around near a wine display at Walgreen’s and picked up a bottle.
A: Put that down. If you drop it, it will break and that will be a big problem.
T: (muttering) Bam.
A: What?
T: Bam.
A: Oh, okay.
T: Why?
A: I thought you said a rude word.
T: What rude word?
A: I don’t want to say it here.
T: I know what the rude word is. Let me whisper it to you.
(I bent down and put my ear to his mouth)
T: Crap.
8/2/2016
The full spectrum
T: Are you wearing eyeshadow?
A: Yes, I have a little bit of pink on my eyes.
T: Puke?!
A: No, pink. (Jokingly) When people see my eyes, I want them to think, “vomit.”
T: Well, vomit could be any color, depending on what you ate.
