Don’t choke on your joke
Miles told us some jokes at dinner.
M:Â Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:Â Why?
M:Â It didn’t.
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M:Â Why did the baby chicken cross the road?
A:Â Why?
M: It wanted to practice its walking skills. It was actually a bridge, so it wasn’t as dangerous.
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M:Â How did the finger cross the road?
A:Â How?
M:Â The rest of it was invisible and all you could see was the finger.
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Tobin told one too.
T:Â Knock knock who’s there?
A:Â Who’s there?
T:Â How do you put a drum in a circle?
A:Â How?
T:Â Put a strawberry in a circle!
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