I’m in a time crunch, but I will answer these questions when I get a chance. I just didn’t want to let them slip past me.

1) Name the 4 places your would be most likely to deposit a loogie.

a. Toilet
b. Garbage can
c. Kleenex
d. Um…my mouth?

2) If you had to live your next life as a nut, which nut would you be?

I like almonds the best.  I would be an almond because it has the same initials as me (the full name is Almond Clarke).

3) Longest period of time you have gone without shaving your armpits?

Probably a couple of months.  Normally I do it once a week or so.  I’m not very hairy.

4) If you were forced to lose a limb, which one would you sacrifice?

What counts as a limb?  There are a couple of tree limbs dangling above our roof that I wouldn’t mind getting rid of.  If you mean a body part, I guess I’d go with a leg because I’m pretty good at hopping, and I would be sad if I couldn’t type or cuddle babies anymore.

5) Is there an amazing talent that one of your friends possess that you are very jealous about and would like to steal for your own?

Ruby can speak Chinese, which is pretty awesome.  I’m jealous of that.  If I could do that, I would have so many pig stamps.