My hilarious boobs
So, on the recommendation of my friend Patty and strangers on the Internet, I purchased an item called a Nubra to wear with my wedding dress. It’s this adhesive silicone contraption that’s strapless and backless. It’s very weird. I tried it out last night under a tank top, and it was really pretty comfortable. I don’t see it doing anything for lift and support, though; as far as I can tell, it just sort of sits there blobbily. But that’s all right; I enjoy it on a hilarity level, and it will make me feel a bit less naked under the dress. My dad suggested that I wear a turtleneck under my dress. I said no way.
Note: this is not actually me. This is, apparently, a young Melanie Griffith, ever-so-delighted about wearing her adhesive silicone bra. I look more or less like that, I guess, except probably less enthusiastic. I save my enthusiasm for playing with boingy things and dinging gongs, thank you very much.
I think you’re missing the point re: lift and support – if you want lift and support, you’ll need to get married while holding both hands over your head, just like the nice lady in the helpful instructional photo.
Well, holding your hands over your head will do it for the lift. As for the support, you’ll have to enlist a boob holder. One bridesmaid to hold your bouquet during the vows… one to hold your… hmmm… I don’t know about that. I’m not sure if any of us signed up for that. 🙂