Blaargh
You know how sometimes you get taken out to lunch for a work thing, and you’re trying to decide what to order, and you’re stuck between two things, and you decide to get the more expensive one (because, hell, it’s on the boss-lady, and it’s not really that expensive), and it turns out to be this really big (but really delicious) steak sandwich with cheese and onions and some kind of sauce?
And how you really enjoyed it, and you enjoyed your boss being nice enough to take the team out, and then she buys you cookies too, which of course you eat? Really big cookies?
And how you’re sitting at your desk, and she comes over and says, “You’re the project lead. You decide what to do with the extra cookies”? And you put on in the freezer for your co-project lead who is currently at Disneyland with his adorable daughter and lovely wife, and you save one for your husband, but there are still like a billion left, so of course you have to eat one?
Yeah. Then you feel like I feel right now.
*In case she’s reading this*
Wow! What a cool boss you have!!
Yeah, she’s ai-ight.